EDITOR'S NOTE

This story's writer, young Mr. Lyng, is unfortunately not a Star Trek enthusiast and forgets to mention the quintessential film rendition of part of H.M.S. Pinafore's A British Tar, sung by Captain Jean-Luc Picard and Lt. Commander Worf to distract a malfunctioning Lt. Commander Data in the early moments of 1998's Star Trek: Insurrection.
He will be fired!
— A. Bonaparte